Monkey's Intro

Go read my intro in the CoN forum for the details... too tired to type all that out again!

EDIT (since the CoN intro and forums are kaput):
Big_Monkey_Brother = reference to Dora The Explorer's friend "Boots the Monkey" in the "I'm Gonna Be A Big Sister" Episode. In that episode Boots proudly proclaims he was going to be a "Big Monkey Brother" to Dora's new little brother or sister - which I found hilarious and absurd (he's a monkey after all).

As for me I'm a 38 yr old engineer living in RI with 3 kids (6 yo girl, 4 yo girl, 1 yo boy) and a very understanding wife who tolerates my PC gaming habits.

some of us just cant :/

but i'll do it for you!
monkey is a mean person at work.. but plays the nice guy when gaming.. he is super old.. like dont ask.. that sort of old... he gets his name from the cartoons he makes his little girls watch.. they want to watch football and basketball but he always put on HIS shows.. he bathes himself once a week i gathered from the shoutbox.. this makes me glad this is a virtual world and i dont ever have to meet you people.... except kristy of course who promises sexorz =)

I absolutely do promise sexors and often too! (to the man who puts a ring on my finger!!)

I AINT NO SKANKY HO!


How old ARE you monkey!!!!

Kristy wrote:

I absolutely do promise sexors and often too! (to the man who puts a ring on my finger!!)

I AINT NO SKANKY HO!


How old ARE you monkey!!!!

I'm 38 - the kids make me watch their crazy kid shows (though I'm not always upset about it, c'mon cartoons are awesome), my kids get bathed every other day, not once a week (sorry about the confusion) and I'm not mean at work... just, outspoken, is all. Whew!

Don't forget the part about Monkey having a very big and fast car, but driving it very slow....in the left lane.

Big_Monkey_Brother wrote:

I'm 38

you can take comfort in knowing that no matter how old YOU are, you will always be younger than NOVA


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kristy wrote:

Big_Monkey_Brother wrote:

I'm 38

you can take comfort in knowing that no matter how old YOU are, you will always be younger than NOVA


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's cold...

Nova wrote:

Kristy wrote:

Big_Monkey_Brother wrote:

I'm 38

you can take comfort in knowing that no matter how old YOU are, you will always be younger than NOVA


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's cold...

oh i was just kidding plus you are way too hot to look anywhere near your age if you were any younger, you'd look like a teenager, so its all good

Yeah I'm 38 but do look my age - or older!

Nice to see ya Monkey!

Young or old, all that matters is you're easy to get along with and are a generally swell person to the people who are deserving of the attention. Starting kindergarten early, I've always been on the younger end of the spectrum when it came to the people I know. Also, having the boyish look of Oliver twist doesn't exactly help when you're 25 and everyone that approaches you asks if you're 16.

Lugburz wrote:

Young or old, all that matters is you're easy to get along with and are a generally swell person to the people who are deserving of the attention. Starting kindergarten early, I've always been on the younger end of the spectrum when it came to the people I know. Also, having the boyish look of Oliver twist doesn't exactly help when you're 25 and everyone that approaches you asks if you're 16.

I have the same problem, lug. I feel the pain.