Toilet Duk

Most of you know who I am, so I don't know what to say other than I play under whatever names fit my whims at the time being.

Most common: Toilet Duk, You Gonna Get Fisted, and El Pato del Aseos.

You can add me on Steam or Xbox Live if you want, but be warned: I idle without warning and just ignore messages for the hell of it sometimes.

Just for Nova:

my names jimmy and im 13 and the other day i was playing with myself while watching showcase and i realised i couldnt quite reach my fireman with my mouth. so what i did was i took a small straw and shoved it down my urethra. and i started to blow really hard.. now i have a small bubble like figure on the side of my fireman.. could this be from blowing into the straw???

El Pato del Aseos....I remember that name from the BLU team last night, I didn't realized that was you. We've gotta become Steam Buddies, dude!!

Run it through a translator!

El Pato del Aseos - holy shit thats you? I had you on my friends list AGES ago on steam but I think I may have deleted you when I couldn't figure out who it was.

Welcome Duk!

Welcome Toilet Duk - Duck's Toilet.

The name is familiar... did you use to play on the CoN servers?

He used to be on a lot more during the earlier times, but then he kind of fell off the earth.

I got frustrated with the TF2 server being treated like a brightly colored version of the DoD servers pretty early.

Scynthus wrote:

Welcome Toilet Duk - Duck's Toilet.

The name is familiar... did you use to play on the CoN servers?

He was a puncher like me. I believe he started shortly after I did.

I started punching after you, but I was in CoN when we were still unsure if TF2 was actually going to come out in October.

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I got frustrated with the TF2 server being treated like a brightly colored version of the DoD servers pretty early.

Exactly what did you mean by that?

DoD servers operated a certain way, with alltalk, custom maps, and generally just being a tone of goofing off.

When TF2 came along, people flooded to 2fort, and it was much quieter, with people focused more on the game than playing around.

The Roundhouse server was essentially what the DoD Orange server was like, with alltalk on, and custom maps. Nobody played.

So, there was a big campaign from DoD players to migrate those features to the server that people DID play on, in hopes that the two people that didn't get pissed off and leave would stick around to play that way.

They tried it a few times, including this last time before the troubles (I'm Irish! I can joke about that!), and the TF2 regulars essentially said each time "If we wanted Roundhouse, we'd be playing on it right now."

It was an interesting experiment the first time, but they just didn't take the hint that the TF2 players were in an entirely different mindset, and it got really annoying each successive attempt.

ahh yes duk.. the source of my frustrations over there.. attempting to keep the status quo.. many a battle.. many casualties =)

Nova wrote:

ahh yes duk.. the source of my frustrations over there.. attempting to keep the status quo.. many a battle.. many casualties =)

*Hears Rolling Stones' Paint is Black playing in the distance*

Great to have you aboard, Duk. Don't forget to fuel up the flamethrower, Friday is Team Fortress Night here @ eXiled.

Like I would miss selectively killing Kristy out of a large group.