Inspired by Lug and his walls of text

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I have one! (several)

(psych related)

So this guy gets a message from Jesus that says, "I have an important message for you the next time we meet, but before I can meet you again you must purify yourself." So this guy undresses, shaves himself from head to toe, and drenches himself in cologne.

He is now "purified", so Jesus returns. His message was that the country is being run very poorly and that he had every solution but he needed a messenger (the guy). Jesus then starts listing off ways to fix the country and this guy wrights everything down and mails it to the President. His letter was 16+ pages worth of "fixes" for the country.

Obviously the President never gets it so nothing was getting "fixed". Jesus returns to the guy, says that he has failed him, and that he needs to force the President to do everything that was on the letter. So this guy sends another letter threatening the President.

Now the FBI enters the picture. They storm this guys apartment, searching everywhere for him. He's no where to be found. Three days later they find him climbing the wall of the white house with a 9 millimeter handgun in his back pocket.

They're not "walls" of text so much as Micro-novellas.

Mini-books? Pocket-prose?

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